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Traditional Family Vampires (2000)

Name: Traditional Family Vampires
Director: Bobby R. Poirier
Genre: Horror comedy, Queer, Short film, Vampire
Released: 2000
Duration: 15 min
Cast: Brian Hinds, Christine Louise Marshall, Sarah Lord, J.D. Merritt, Cole Tucker

2000 · Bobby R. Poirier · 15 min · United States of America · Edited by 1

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An over-the-top comedy about a right wing / conservative family of vampires that go door to door sucking blood, until they meet up with a particularly unsavory character. They morally object to one victim's sexual orientation, thereby not finishing the job.... and we all know what happens if you don't drain 'em dry!

A 2000 title built around Horror comedy, Queer and Short film. Directed by Bobby R. Poirier.

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