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Love Bites (1988)

Name: Love Bites
Director: Marvin Jones
Genre: Horror comedy, Parody, Queer, Vampire
Released: 1988
Duration: 69 min
Cast: Kevin Glover, Bernard Barnes Jarvis, Christopher Ladd, Erich Lange, Tom Wagner

1988 · Marvin Jones · 69 min · United States of America

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Meet Jake Hunter. He's young, he's cute and he fancies himself as the very model of a modern-day fearless vampire killer. Together with Lesley, his reluctant sidekick, Jake sets out to tackle his greatest challenge ever - the West Hollywood Count. But when the ghoul of his nightmares turns out to be the dashing hunk of his dreams, Jake discovers that there's more to this case than he counted on.

A 1988 title built around Horror comedy, Parody and Queer. Directed by Marvin Jones.

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Love Bites (1988)

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