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What the Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror (2017)

2017 · Jason Pargin, David Wong · 384 pages · United States of America

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Synopsis

Though, to be fair, "They" are probably right about this one. To quote the Bible, "Learning the truth can be like loosening a necktie, only to realize it was the only thing keeping your head attached." No, don't put the book back on the shelf -- it is now your duty to purchase it to prevent others from reading it. Yes, it works with e-books, too, I don't have time to explain how. While investigating a fairly straightforward case of a shape-shifting interdimensional child predator, Dave, John and Amy realized there might actually be something weird going on. Together, they navigate a diabolically convoluted maze of illusions, lies, and their own incompetence in an attempt to uncover a terrible truth they -- like you -- would be better off not knowing. Your first impulse will be to think that a story this gruesome -- and, to be frank, stupid -- cannot possibly be true. That is precisely the reaction "They" are hoping for. John Dies at the End's "smart take on fear manages to tap into readers' existential dread on one page, then have them laughing the next" (Publishers Weekly) and This Book is Full of Spiders was "unlike any other book of the genre" (Washington Post). Now, New York Times bestselling author Jason Pargin is back with What the Hell Did I Just Read, the third installment of this black-humored thriller series.

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Why watch it?

A 2017 title built around A mix driven, Adventure and Adventurous. Directed by Jason Pargin, David Wong.

Who is it for?

You’ll like it if you enjoy

Not ideal if you are looking for

  • Paranormal
  • Body horror
  • Witchcraft
  • Bestiary

Influences

  1. 1951
    The Illustrated Man
  2. 1951
    The Day of the Triffids
  3. 1976
    Interview with the Vampire
  4. 1982
    The Running Man
  5. 1982
    The Gunslinger
  6. 2017
    What the Hell Did I Just Read: A Novel of Cosmic Horror

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